Sunday, March 30, 2008

Chili Padi

I cannot remember when i started planting chili padi, should be before or straight after our final year exam. Reason? Ok, i told my mum that i am going to be very free so i should have time to start some new activities or take interest in hobbies. My sis and my bro have hobbies. For example, my bro rear luo han fish, then change to those small colourful guppies and then change some more to fighting fish cos he wan to resell for higher price. Finally he settle down on decorating his fish tank with plants. Yes, you noe those ppl who like to decorate their fish tank till it looks so nice and usually u will only find small fishes in them.


Like this...




So in this tank he rears only small fishes and some JApan prawns la.. those orange one u see down here..





For my sis, she used to rear hamsters (now she has one), quails using laundry basket(young is cute, but when it get older, you will freak out man! they fight by plucking each other feather!!!!!!) and finally now, she takes interest in growing flowers and plants.





Very pretty rite? Orchids and big flowers are her fav.. And yes they are bought with flowers. But the fact is, after the flowers wilt, she can water and look aft them till flowers grow back.


So i thought to myself... What hobbies should i take up? I tot of rearing fishes. But my mum has a issue with rearing fishes. First she say it takes up alot of space and she will nag non stop if she finds water on the floor when you change the fish tank water (based on my bro's experience). Plus, I am not that free one. Even if i am free, i will lose my interest very fast and my fish will die of hunger....


So maybe I can grow smth!


I have no money la, so i cnt buy plants. So i told my mum that i wanted to grow something and u noe how she suan me not, she say "aiyoh, tolong la, you dun waste my money and ur time, u see u wan to read books or wad, just dun grow anything!"


I very pissed off lei, so i went to the fridge and i look n look, no green beans (u noe we pri sch also grow green beans.. easy to grow wad, stop laughing!) and guess wad! I found some drying red chili padi!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAHA!


I cut it open and i started growing them on cotton wool and when the roots came out, i transfered them to the soil of a pot of dying hibiscus plant. When i say dying i mean it, cos there are no more leaves, only branches. So starting i took care of it, everyday i water la and so on... Soon later, I neglect it.


Today I went to see it and i should realli show u wad i see...


Look, it is now so tall and there are alot of green chili on it lor! I feel a sense of satisfaction man! (Ya rite i noe!). Even my mother's hibiscus revives! Seriously, i duno wad to say lor, i must have green fingers or wad man.. Or my past life is a flower fairy. WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAaHAHAHAHA, very lame hor!


P:S When you are feeling

1)blue/down/grumpy/irritated/sian/boliao for the start of the month,

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2)you have realli bad colleagues at work to deal with,

tell urself that:

1) you are receiving ur salary soon (30days very fast one)

2) best way to counter them is to act like u din hear them or u ignore their presence.... they sure vomit blood one! who noes, mayb when they reach hm, they will be angry whole day!

Sally

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

My work






"I'm Sally and I'm a Medical Technologist"



*Only Shuhui noe where this pic is taken at....hahahahahaha




Well, I started work. One word to say after 3 days of work, and that is tiring! Maybe I still not used to it but practically I have been standing and walking almost 6hrs out of the 8hrs of work everyday! Yeah, I'm being grumpy. But so far, I feel that when you worked, time flies man! And when you think of teh money you will get at the end of the month, it will make me shut up.


Ok, so the past two days have been very busy yet fulfilling. This is because I'm starting to learn new things from hematology section and yet doing some stuff that is similar to what I did at the biochem section during my SIP. Mainly it is the maintenance and runnning of some samples using an analyser which operates almost the same like the one at Biochem.


What exactly is my daily job scope? I tell u, u surely laugh one! Cos I got the same fate as Shu Hui!!!!!!! Shu Hui!!!!!! Why am I taking over ur task during SIP!!!! ARGHHHH!!! I so hygienic one yet I have to deal with S.H.I.T!!!!!! Worst of all, Mr Wong, my assistant lab manager still tell Louisa, my supervisor at hematology, that I will be the proj leader of this stupid Occult Blood (OB) machine! AS IF I WAN TO BE A PROJ LEADER LOR!


For some of you, you dun understand what I'm talking rite? Let me tell u! You noe in my hospital, we used to test for OB, blood in the stool, by doing a manual test where patients will collect their own stool and put a bit onto a card (stool card). Then they will send up to the lab and we will process them in the fumehood.. Shu hui used to hate this test so much cos sometimes the patients nv send a stool card, instead they sent a container of shit up and she had to spread them onto the cards. Very gross rite?


So now instead of doing a manual test, some smart genius invented a machine tat works exactly like those normal chemistry analyser. You just have to collect the sample in a cassette and load them into a tray and the machine will start processing. It is good in the sense that you will not be in contact with shit la. But now the prob is my lab started on some proj with some organisation and they sent in 500-1000 samples in every day! So as a "proj leader", every morning when I come in, I had to do maintenance, change this change that, refill this and that, and the bottles are those 5 litre one and so I have to walked all the way to the back to fill them with water and then walked back. When I need to pour out the waste water, I do the same thing again.


The funny thing is this analyser is located rite in front of Mr Wong's office, so I am lunder 8 hrs of survillence. Ok la, I shall not be so bad.. Actually today Mr Wong is still quiet nice to me.. I think he is impressed with me being able to operate the analyser after just 1 day of training. Reason? Cos I'm smart! hehe... But he can be rather contradicting at times, for example, today he told me to help the hematology ppl if theyare v busy. Which means if I'm supposed to go off at 6pm, I may have to stay till 7 to help them and he will give me time off for the extra hour I worked. to me, I rather go home at 6pm. But around 5 plus, he walked towards me again and he told me that I should go hm at 6pm cos there are sufficient staff around. He said :"If you see there are alot of ppl ard, you go back, if not the supervisor sees you stay she will ask u to stay everytime.." So contradicting rite! Aiyoh


But ok la, so far I picking up new stuff. Louisa says while the stool samples are being processed, I should learned blood processing. To me, no problem one la! hahaahhahaa


Ever since I started work hor, I craved for meat every meal. I had this for dinner, so yummylicious haha.........


Oily and tasty fatty streak of sam zum bak (saliva dripping)



That's all for today!

PS: To all my dearest frens, if you are working and you are feeling tired and sick of work, just tell urself that you are getting ur pay soon!!!!!!!!!!!

Swim Car River

Last Sat I had a wonderful night out with SY and Michelle. Michelle is very nice to drive us to many places. Cos she has a spare car at home. Well, did I say spare car? You should really see for urself how spare it is! Although Mic is a new driver, I can assure you she is very steady! VERY! The car is so big and yet she can park and drive in a heavy rain, and you never hear her panicked, kanjiong, mumbling to herself like others. Even if she is at the carpark and ppl are waiting for her car to drive out of the lot before they can park in, she just slowly and staedily drive her car out.


Ok, so mic drove us to ICE CREAM CHEF for ice cream. Then it started pouring and so she drove us to a carpark at East Coast and we just sit in her car and chat. Her car is so spacious that we can even lie down and chat.. Like what SY did.


Den we move on to the east coast hawker centre for dinner and then I suggested to go to Tanjiong Rhu for another run of chatting session. Some pics to share....
















This is SY. See she is so comfortable in her front seat. Very big lor the front and look at all those buttons! Like in control room like that...




Then SY and I began to explore Mic's car. You noe the car has these two windows on the top of the car where you can open and look into the sky. So, we found the buttons and opened it. See!

That's Mic (Snow White) on the left cos she is very fair, SY(the one who send me the national anthem) and me!

Monday, March 24, 2008

My Neighbourhood- Famous Faces (SuperSunday)

Welcome welcome to the show! I'm your host for today, MysteryMan!




Ok, let's start the ball rolling and invite our Contestant No 1!

*Contestant No 1 walked in....



MM: Hello, tell me, who did they say you look like?


Contestant No 1: Erm, heehee, the Balam Sisters hor, they say I look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.


MM: Oh my, that's really interesting (give a disgusted look). So, let's bring out a photo of Gollum from LOTR.

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Name: Gollum a.k.a the scary mutated creature from LOTR who wanted to get the rings


Features: Bald with a few long strands of hair, ultra big hands, popping eyes and hunch-backed who likes to walk on fours


Likes: Eat raw fish, follow the hobbits hopping to steal the rings from them, dual characters (from one moment friendly to the next minute fierce!)


Wears: Nothing, ok maybe a rag to cover his mutated ahem...., favourite accessory is a fish in his hand.


Spotted: In the mountains, valleys or anywhere the hobbits were


Weakness: Paranoid and make himself crazy. He himself is his ultimate enemy.


MM: Now, let's count down from 3 and reveal Contestant No 1 and see if he really looks like Gollum.



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Daaaaaaaaaaa Tammmmmmmmmmmmm









Name: Balam Snigger a.k.a the pervert from 5th floor


Features: Balding with a few strands of hair in the middle of the head, 八字眉, pale face and stick thin arms


Likes: Girls (fat, skinny, old, young, as long as you have breasts he will like), hovering around girls just like how a vulture hover around a dying prey, saying "my aunty lives here" when you asked him where he wanted to go.


Wears: Oversized t-shirts, wears specs and favourite accessories is a plastic bag


Spotted: When you see full moon (Ah woooooooooo), when the void deck is quiet, where girls came home late at night, and the road is empty, you will see him wandering, searching for his prey, found and his face lights up. Then he followed, sometimes walking very close to you and giggled. When you ask him why he followed you, he gave you a innocent confusing road like he didn't.


Weakness: Run off when you shout at him (Go away go away!) or (Arrrghhhhhh!) and off he go, scurrying down the stairs or off to the other side of the road.



MM: So, I see there is really a resemblance.


Balam Snigger: Ya, ya, i think so too.


MM: Seems like you are not very popular with the gals at your neighbourhood. And what exactly is inside your plastic bag? Why you always carry it around with you?


Balam Snigger: I dunno, maybe i keep some toilet paper inside in case I get excited and I nosebleed. But I like the plastic bag cos I can act like I'm looking for something in my bag when someone caught me following her. Heheeeeeee, hehhheeeeeee.......


MM: Walau, I think you are really a bloody psycho man! Hurry up judges, give us the results! I can't stay any longer with this guy man!








Resemblance: 80%!!!!!!!!!!!


MM: Ok! What a night we have! That's all for today. Stay tuned for the next episode of Super Sunday! Goodbye!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

My Week... "Lusheil"















To our readers... Let me introduce myself... I am Sally's eldest sister.. "Lusheil"... her idol... her role model... WHAHAHA!

I have came to support her blog... or should I rephrase... I am using her blog as I am too lazy to start one of my own ;-)

My Week is a terrible one.. having plenty of conflicts with my mother-in-law, my bitchy colleagues and my ex-school mates. Plus, I have freaked myself out with the ghost stories that my colleagues shared during lunch time.. Anyone interested?? Leave a shoutout msg... I will share in details in my next post.

Hope this weekend will be enjoyable and my next week will be better...

Than it shall no longer be "My Blue Corner"... "My Happy Corner"?? Any suggestions?

P.S: Anyone who like to know more about our "Yan Tao" bro, pls checkout his blog at

http://jackson-myphilosophy.blogspot.com/


LUSHEIL :-)







Friday, March 21, 2008

Counting down...

I have a few more days before starting work so I decided to make full use of all these days. So I have already planned on what things to do and so on.

Yesterday, I went out with Joan. To catch a movie, Rule #1. For those faint-hearted one, I recommended that you go and watch. Cos I want you to be scared to death! WAHAHAHA! Yes, it is very scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I find two types of horror movies scary, the HK and Thai one. Actually for me hor, as long as it is a ghost story, I will find it scary one la. You can ask Joan! She is my movie kakis. So recently, we have been watching alot of ghost movies together.

Body 19:
We tot it is a thai horror movie so it will be like Shutter that scary. We decided to catch it after sch, taking along long bus from tampines all the way to AMK and watched. I remembered the movie was so gross and shocking cos the ghost is like a scary alien or witch with damn long hair that are dropping and rotting body and big boobs which is very distracting. And becos of all these scary scenes, we ended up clutching to each other.. Ok maybe only me clutching to Joan. Worst of all, we went to a new cinema, watch it at a timing that has very few people with only the two of us in that roles and Joan always like to make me sit inside where there will be no one beside me, making me paranoid.

After the movie, we even went to eat, guess what, STEAMBOAT! I swear man, that is the worst meal I have ever had. I paid 12 dollar and I ended up eating less than 3 dollar, with Joan happily eating while I feel bloated. After the movie, we even said to each other that Body 19 had the ost confusing and stupid storyline ever.


Since we were not satisfied with Body 19, we decided to catch One Missed Call.
Rmb the One Missed Call with its poster showing a ghost with very large eyes? I tot it was about aliens too. But no. Again, I found it scary and Joan and I were screaming all the way. And I learned to use something to cover my eyes whenever the scary parts are out. So at the end of the show, I realised I did not watch much.





Then, recently there is a rage where ang mohs bought Asian ghost stories and converted it into the American edition. So, I told Joan, "Ok, let's go catch the eye!" Being very courageous, I jio Joan out to watch. Why? Cos I tot I knew the storyline le, it wouldn't be that scary(Btw, I found the chinese version of the eye and the thai shutter as two of the scariest movies). Furthermore, I like Jessica Alba and I told think the American version's sound effect would be scary. So, we went and watched. I really had to thank that counter lady who gave me a pamphlet. Cos that was really useful throughout the movie. I think I covered my eyes with that throughout 80% of the show.

Though we know the storyline, we still screamed and stuck closely to one another like glue man. The most scary parts would have to be at the beginning aft Jessica got the transplant and she was in the hospital where she saw the old lady beside her folowing a dark figure out of the room. Den, when she was looking for her, she heard a very loud "Ehhhhhhhhhhh!" That part, I shout so loud man and Joan was so funny lor.. Cos, before the show, she said she wants to get some tidbits if not her mouth itchy when watching the movie. I warned her not to but she insisted.

So during the start of the show, you see her happily eating her kachang puteh. Munching ah, den when that part was coming, she was scared. And then I heard someone kachiong u noe, quickly finding the cover and covered the kachang puteh and put it at the side! Hahaha... Smart huh, cos she scared later she get chua tio and all her $2 will dropped onto the floor, wasted!


Still not enough, we went to watch Rule #1 yest!












As we did not have time to have lunch, we went to get some bread and smuggled in. She, being the ever challenging fren I had, decided to try something different this time round. Again, I warned her that my sis said the show is scary and disturbing. You know what she did? She bought 3 bread, 2 of which are garlic bread. I asked her, "u sure u wanna eat that inside?", she ignored me. So i bought one pork floss and one sausage bun and we went in to watch. I knew I won't eat when the show gets scary, so at the start, I quickly finished up my pork floss bun while she slowly eating her sausage bread. Den she asked me how cum I not eating my second bread.

At that time, the show was starting to get more and more gross. So I decided to focus on the movie. She, being hungry again, took out her garlic bread and eat.. The funny thing is that whenever the scary parts came out, she willput her bread back into the bag. So you kept hearing the plastic bag sound. Why I say she is steady man, cos she dun wan to give up on her garlic bread. So she took out her bread and took a bite, thinking it's clear now, den the next min, the ghost came out again and she put back!

So when the movie finished, I asked her if she had finished her bread and she said "Aiyah, I realised we watched horror movies very wasted one, cos throughout the movie, you keep covered your eyes so you din get to see much pictures. Den for me, I everytime wan to eat something also cannot one lei!"

Don't you think Joan is very funny meh? So, she is going to jio me go watch Shutter with her soon and I told her, this time round, NEVER eat inside the cinema, cos we will be very busy! hahas......





Oh ya, I forgot to share on one last thing, when we were watching Rule #1 yest, there was a not very fat middle aged uncle who was sitting on the same row as us but opposite, which means he is sitting near the steps. Then during the exciting part of the movie, his phone rang. So usually we will immediately end the call and call back later or wad rite, but he just continued to let the phone ring while he slowly took out his ear pieces. So someone behind him, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh him very loudly. He ignored and answered the call, speaking very loudly in hokkien. Maybe because he cannot hear what the person on the line was toking about, he went out.

So after 5 min later, he came back and he sounded very pissed off. He said very loudly to his fren" Ba lang kua hee, yi ji ji meng wa wu zhou gang bo? Ang zhua bo zhou gang, CB lah!" Ok when you read out this sentence, you must sound pissed off and dragged the last part of the sentence in order to get the best effect k! (translated: people watch movie, she keep asking me today got work not, how cum nv go work, CB la) I tell you, Joan and I heard that and we turned to him. at the end of the show, we couldn't stop laughing man. I told my mum she also laughed!


that's all,
sally

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

My Neighbourhood- You know you won't want to stay here for long

Alright! Hello everyone! Today, I was thinking to myself "What should I write for my blog?" So on my way to the market (yes, I go market, I'm an auntie), I knew immediately what I could write. That is, I am going to write my own trilogy, on nothing else but my neighbourhood!!!!!!! So today I shall launch the part 1 of my trilogy- you know you won't want to stay here for long. Why? Haha, this is going to be interesting so stay tuned!

First, for those people who know me well, you know where I stay and I have been telling you guys a lot of stories related to my neighbourhood. So for those people who don’t know me well, I don’t mind telling you a bit about my neighbourhood first. Ok so this will not take long, maybe 3 pages. No, I’m kidding, I know I am very long winded (mic and sy must be laughing rite now!).

So here we start…

Basically, I live in Balam Rd, a very old estate in Aljunied. From what I know, very few people know where that is, except those taxi drivers. You tell them Aljunied zhaum lao (10 floor in hokkien) and they know. The reason why is because all the old old flats (3-rooms one) have 10 storeys so in the past they called it that way. Balam Rd is situated at one part of Circuit Road. Like what it’s name says, Circuit Rd is a circle with a one-way traffic and Balam Rd is located just opposite of that circle. Still don’t get it? See this diagram! Arrgh!




Ok so I have been staying there since I was born which is 20 years now. And I can tell you that nothing has been changed, except some 4-rooms flats being built, new markets, more old people and china men & women influx! Because my neighbourhood is an old estate (40yrs I think), everywhere is very dirty. It’s very with a capital V! So dirty that I feel paiseh when I invite my frens over, and my sis who is getting married in Dec, chooses not to get married off from our house, instead we are going to borrow my uncle’s house in Bishan. She cannot imagine her gown dragging on the floor and the lift with sputum and all those kaypo uncles and aunties looking! I think my mum will faint first lor if my sis get married off from my house! My mum, by the way, is a hygiene freak!

So from young, my mum didn’t allow my siblings and I to play at the playground. When we went out, we were supposed to wash out feet and hands when we reached home. Cannot wear long jeans, if wear long jeans must fold until the ends do not touch the floor. When we reached home, she would asked, “Did you step on shit? Did you see the sputum in the lift?” Why is she so exaggerating? Because my neighbourhood is really that dirty. So I am going to show you some pictures I take when I was on my way to the market. Well, mostly taken from my block cos my block is one of the dirtiest!






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This is taken outside the lift at my storey. This is only one corner. There is one more corner that is even more dirty. Oh man, I can't believe I show you guys something that will disgraced me! But nvm, I told my mum, when we have the money, we'll moved. Why is it that dirty? Cos i have a stupid fat ass neighbour on the other side of my house that are crazy. We have a rubbish chute (is that what they call it?) inside our house, unlike those new HDB flats where they have to take their rubbish bags out to throw. So since we are blessed with this thing, the more we should use it right? But that damn idiot family always choose to bring their rubbish bags out and throw it at this corner. My mum is so pissed off with them cos they always throw damn smelly and wet things there like prawn shells ah, n they dun bother to tie their bags well! Worst of all, that father of the family always spit at that corner. My mum is so angry that there was a period, she every morning stand outside our house at 8am and be on guard. Then one day when the uncle wanted to spit, my mum will shout "Oi" and I think that uncle swallowed his sputum down. HAHAHHAAHAHAH!




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Look at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wana puke man!!!!!!!!!!! Will I get sue or caught for showing disgusting thing on blog?? Nvm, see this? This is taken inside the lift. Again it is the corner! Whose the culprit? Those old humsup uncles!!!!!!!!!!! Very funny hor, at hm cannot spit, but take lift can spit! You know how many times my mum called the town council to complain? So many I cannot count! And who is the victim? A very nice and diligent cleaning uncle. He is the one who has to clean up aft these dirty fellows! This is not the worst le! I never take the pictures of the lift handles, lift buttons and the lift doors. You can find PISAI on the lift buttons, so my mum insists that we are not allowed to hold the door for anyone, and when we press our lift buttons, we use one finger. Just one! haha... and when we step into the lift, we stand in the centre. not near the edges cos that's y all the ESSENCE are, and no leaning against the wall, you nv know what you might get onto your shirt! Even when my relatives come visit us, they know my mum's rules to taking the lift.


There was even once we found shit in the lift! A whole dump right smack in the middle! Apparently, some drunkard decided to shit in the lift in the middle of the night and the poor newspaper man who was taking the lift in the morning has a PLEASANT surprise! haha




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This is a pillar that leads to the letter box. See all shoe prints? Rmb, this pillar has been re-painted not too long ago, probably before CNY. Well, if you didn't know, 3-room flat is very popular with China people and Malaysians because the rent is cheap. And especially China people, they like to crowd together in one room so as to save on money. To save on transport, they ride bikes to work. BIKES IN THE SENSE OF BICYCLES! And because the waiting area outside the lift is small, so when they get out of the lift and moving to the spot above, they have little area for them to manoeuvre, so they are very smart to step on the newly painted wall and turn! Smart right! Cos it is not their house! Anyway, even if it's their house, they also wun care cos I think they will feel even more uncomfortable seeing that the place is clean.


So tell me, can I continue staying here for long? I dun think so lor. My storey used to be so peaceful and nice, until we get China people renting rooms from one of my neighbours. They smoke and spit when they walk past. As you know, my mum is not that easy to be bullied so whenever they do that, she complained to the tenant. Worst to worst, she caught them red-handed. These China people are so afraid of my mum, they see my mum, they politely smiled and say hello auntie. My mum is like a disciplinary mistress lor hahaa.



Oh ya, I forgot to add smth! Because of the Chinese influx, there are some things that I cannot tolerate! MY HOUSE IS ONE OF THE CLEANEST AND NICEST 3-ROOM FLAT IN BALAM RD. WE HAVE A PLEASANT AND COSY INTERIOR AND A GREEN CORRIDOR LINED WITH FLOWERS AND PLANTS.



But, these China People are destroying our peace man! Ok, my Chinese Neighbours are not so bad, I mean they are not rude, and I am not criticising their characters or wad but they should really look into their hygience.



They have clothes hanging outside their house, sometimes underwears. You know what people always say, when you put a bunch of guys together you know what they can get up to. Apparently these group of China men don't wash their clothes well so it stinks badly. Like sweat for dunno how many days. And the worst thing is, every morning, this few days we having morning east wind, so when the wind blow (da feng chui, chui she me?) , chui a very NICE SMELL to our home. Imagine you are standing outside and about to go out, you feel wind coming, you quickly run back to ur house and stay clear for a while.


Therefore, can all of you understand my feelings now?

Love,
I'm clean, dun worry Sally




Rafflesia

Ok, I dun study in Raffles Girls' School, not an alumni of Raffles Institution too. Neither do I stay at Raffles Hotel before. BUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! I am now proud and of cos, relieved to say I am going to work at Raffles Hospital (contract staff can la hor?)! So I am a Rafflesia. Raffles, this name, is always associated with high standard, and good quality. So now being able to be a part of it, I am happy! Yea, finally I got a job! After waiting for sooo long. It is really nice that they purposely amend the contract details for me. From taking hourly rate to taking a monthly salary. I see their sincerity and I am willing to repay my gratitude by working hard.

WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cheers

Monday, March 17, 2008

Haircut & a good news

Today i went for a haircut.. change my hairstyle to more layered and bob kind. like those jap round bob...(is that wad they call it?). anyway, it's nth much too. i guess ppl wun be interested in this. The good news is i finally got a call from the HR of Raffles. So i was offered a contract.. Tmr will be the day.. Aft tmr den i will tell u guys more. Who knows, there might be last min changes?


Stay happy always!
Sally

My son kidnapped?!?!

This is an REAL incident taken not too long ago...

It's a round 10 plus in the morning when i was bathing and i heard my mum answered a phone call. She was standing outside my bathroom talking in a very loud, agitated manner, like purposely wanted me to listen to her conversation.

Of cos, all this is spoken in Chinese.

Mum: "What? You want how much? I have no money lei! What!!!! $50000?! You crazy ah, our house so poor, where got so much money!!! Aiyah, they want to hack you? U tell them, hack whatever they like! Best thing is to hack u into many pieces!!! What u say? I cannot hear you!"

And there ended the conversation. Immediately after bathing, i went out and asked my mum what exactly happened. She told me that there is a guy who called just now and from what she can hear, the background was very noisy, most likely called from a public phone or what (MY MUM CAN BE A DETECTIVE, SHE ANALYSES ONE). The guy spoke in a sobbing way:

"Mama, i was kidnapped (in chi)."
"They say they want to hack me!"
When my mum asked how much they wanted, he actually asked back my mum "You have money? They say they want $50000 lei."

Based on what my mum told me, he doesn't sound like those Mainland Chinese but rather a local. And she said this guy is smart to call in a noisy background cos his voice wun be heard clearly n he can cheat old aunties easily. Unfortunately, he met my mum. Seriously, dunno who told him our number or maybe he was realli unlucky to dial my number cos my mum is known to be SMART! Not just plain smart but she is like i say, a investigator (those that are very sensitive and little bit also cannot those kind). And so, thinking that she can easily cheat my mum, he din noe that my mum is very not very old and clear-headed. From the start of the conversation, she was already of what this caller was going to do. So, she played along with the game. She made it sound like she realli believed my bro was the caller and she wanted to listen to what crap that guy going to say. And that guy didn't do a good job cos he was calling my mum "MAMA" and the next min changed to "MUMMY"! haha

The funny thing is when she told that guy she got no money and told him to tell those kidnappers to hack him into many pieces, the more the better, she heard him laugh n trying to muffle his laughter by sobbing. Isn't that funny? Even the con man thought my mum was funny! haha.

So eventually, that con man put down the phone cos he realli dunno what to say to my mum. Then my mum quickly called my sis n told her n checked if my bro is ok.

Did we call the police? Nope. We can't track him plus there are many such incidents ard too.

And later during the mum was repeating the story to her frens, i heard her say this...

Mum:" Wah Ah Mui (her fren's name), u noe that con man think i easy to cheat, when he hanged up the phone hor, i was thinking to myself, if he called back again, i will changed my pattern. I will act n sound like a old auntie, ask him :"HUH? what u say, my son kidnapped?!! Aiyoh, my son 20 yrs ago already die, u are which ah boy?"

I hear already, i can't stop laughing lor. So this is my mum's way of entertaining herself. WAHAHAAHA

Sally

My song

Well, if you guys did check out the media box at the side of my blog, you guys should know that song "Don't look back in anger" by Oasis, has my name in it. I liked it soooooo much that I called it my song. Not just because it has my name, but also because I think this song is really catchy and easy to sing along with. I'm sure everyone has their a song in their mind that they really like so why not just let it be heard? I chosen to post that video whereby this song is sung in the Wembley Standium (UK)with the whole stadium full of people actually singing along with the chorus. I can only say that it's the FIRST time i hear soooooooo many people calling out my name!

Got to thank SY (anyway SY and Mic are both my best pals from sec sch and they are my closest frens till now) for introducing me to this song. Well, it's not like i nv heard of it before. But i just listen and forget till there is one day when i feel really bad and i was toking to SY on MSN and she said to me:

SY : "Queen, I send u a song ok?"

Me thinking to myself "What song is she going to send me this time?" The previous time, she actually sent me a song with the name "a song for the Queen" and it turned out to be our national anthem, Majullah Singapore! Wad the hell!

Me: "Are you going to send me stupid song again?"

SY: "No lah, this time is really ur song! Very nice, got ur name in it!"

In the end i took it and i listened to it, n i fell in love with it. All thanks to SY.

So i've found my song, have you?


Cheers,

Sally

PS: When u're free, watch that video, u'll understand what i mean

Ken Lee

This is a realli funny video taken from the Bulgarian Idol. This lady is actualli singing a english song by Maria Carey called "Without you" and she insisted that the title is called "Ken lee". The worst thing is she sang till it's so funny. Looks like she can really pull off poor english. hahas

Enjoy!(tulibulibuduchchoo)


Sunday, March 16, 2008

My First Blog!

Hey all,

This is my first blog posting! In fact, I don't ever think i will blog. But it's alright, since I am so free, I shall start my own blog where I am going to post nice funny videos, articles, photos and give my own little comments (if you care that much) and hope that there will at least be people viewing. That's all for now.

Sally