DANCING ANYONE? *meant to be funny blog*

U noe rite, i am single and i am happy with being single so far. Cos i feel carefree, no one to keep bugging me and most importantly, i have not found anyone like

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ANDY LAU







hahaahhahahahhahahahaha


okok, sorry and be serious.. I mean i am so far quite happy with my life cos i spent money on myself and i wun have to worry abt dating yet having to spend too much money.. *scold me if u think i am a weirdo*


then recently, i have been hearing good news and saw some weird behaviours LIKE, i think some ppl are hinting something to me, and i became a little uneasy..... DUN HALLUCINATE IF U THINK U ARE NOT THE ONE, IF U ARE NOT THE ONE DEN U ARE NOT WHOM I AM REFERING TO, BUT IF U ARE REALLI THE ONE DEN JUST BE NORMAL LA OK. I WUN ANYHOW THINK TOO. ALot of coleagues and frens keep asking me alot fo stuuff abt bfs and i am feeling uncomfortable.


dunno why lei, just feel uneasy...


BUT, u noe to calm my nerves, i decided to do smth abt it by buying shoes! hahahha i bought a super high pair of shoes from charles and keith! So from now on, i can be a 1.7m plus pretty gal hahaahahhaha! I can walk behind guys making them feel short and small! whahahaha

yea, i am a sadist!


but u noe sometimes i feel a bit sad cos i have no one to watch movies with. to me, it is ok to watch movies alone la, but i think i shouldnt do this anymore nowadays cos i can only watch during the weekends and watching alone wil be more obvious and i scare those couples will laugh at me... paiseh lor.. so i decided to watch online movies for now.. BUT, if anyone sympathises with me and wan to ask me out for movies, pls do so!

So back to my main topic, i am realli interested in dancing recently... anyway i used to be a dancer what, chinese dance CCA ok. maybe a short term dancer who only appear after the dance instructor is finished with the warm up routine.. hahaha cos i not good with stretching... cao gian (which means also find excuses one)

anyway so i brought up this issue with kt long ago and my colleague and i told them that i wan to learn ballroom dancing. I even suggested that they joined me. BUT, they said that i need to find a partner in order to go learn ballroom. If i dun have a partner, they will anyhow assigned a guy for me..

I personally cannot imagine dancing with an oily-haired, mor peng 40 plus uncle with BO in a Community Club man! WHAt is worst is, this kind of uncle wil confirm asked me out for milo peng after class for a "so as to get to know our partner better" session! EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWs, shake that off my mind!



so i was looking for a partner.


I am going to post an advertisement, any interested applicants who think that they met the following criteria, pls email me at wgssgang@hotmail.com. Only shortlisted candidates will be notified thru phone calls.




--> If u think u like dancing, can sing, have a certain charisma that only mature men have, sharp nose, eyes that can read a young girl's mind, or better still, tons of money, which in all, resembles





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Andy Lau!

you can try out this interview.

DO NOT BURST OUT IN LAUGHTER K! PROMISE?

with that slinky dance moves and charisma, u can contact me straight away. No need to short list u

hahaha, i told u, it's meant to be a funny entry.. good nite!

I wan to be FANN WONG in the dance of a dragon! Just have to change that first name to SALLY.